Tired of your beautiful cheese spreads and artisan breads being scrutinized by a pair of wide, hungry eyes? We've got the solution! Introducing the "Are You Gonna Eat That?" Charcuterie Board, the essential serving platter for every home ruled by adorable, perpetually starving pets.
Why You Need This Board (Your Pets Demand It):
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The Ultimate Guilt Trip: Featuring a high-quality, laser-engraved design of pleading cats and dogs, this board asks the question your furry friends are always thinking: "YOU GONNA EAT THAT?" It's a hilarious, honest, and slightly passive-aggressive centerpiece for your spread.
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The Perfect Carry-Out: Equipped with a sturdy handle, you can effortlessly transport your snacks from the kitchen to the living room, patio, or the safe confines of a high shelf—just out of paw's reach.
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A Masterpiece of Multi-Tasking: When the last crumb has been devoured and the guilt-trip is over, this board doesn't hide in a cabinet. Its beautiful wood grain and whimsical design make it a charming piece of home decor, perfect for hanging in your kitchen or leaning against a backsplash. It’s a decorative reminder of all the food you almost shared.
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Holiday Hero or Summer Sidekick: Whether you're hosting a lavish holiday feast (complete with the annual "no, Fido, you cannot have the ham") or a casual summer wine-and-cheese night, this board is the perfect conversation starter for fellow cat and dog lovers.
Product Details:
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Material: High-quality, durable wood.
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Size:
- Large - Approximately 20 1/2 inches x 7 inches
- Small - Approximately 12 inches x 10 inches
- Large - Approximately 20 1/2 inches x 7 inches
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Design: Laser-engraved with adorable, hungry dogs (because we know you love them all!).
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Special Feature: Easy-carry handle to ensure a quick getaway when a very good boy/girl gets too curious.
Get ready to serve your guests (and playfully disappoint your pets) in style!
