{"title":"Charcuterie Boards","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"are-you-gonna-eat-that-animal-proof-charcuterie-board","title":"You Gonna Eat That Charcuterie Board! - Dog","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_9216028e92894425\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eTired of your beautiful cheese spreads and artisan breads being scrutinized by a pair of wide, hungry eyes? We've got the solution! Introducing the \u003cb\u003e\"Are You Gonna Eat That?\" Charcuterie Board\u003c\/b\u003e, the essential serving platter for every home ruled by adorable, perpetually starving pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You Need This Board (Your Pets Demand It):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Guilt Trip:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring a high-quality, laser-engraved design of pleading cats and dogs, this board asks the question your furry friends are always thinking: \u003cb\u003e\"YOU GONNA EAT THAT?\"\u003c\/b\u003e It's a hilarious, honest, and \u003ci\u003eslightly\u003c\/i\u003e passive-aggressive centerpiece for your spread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Carry-Out:\u003c\/b\u003e Equipped with a sturdy handle, you can effortlessly transport your snacks from the kitchen to the living room, patio, or the safe confines of a high shelf—just out of paw's reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Masterpiece of Multi-Tasking:\u003c\/b\u003e When the last crumb has been devoured and the guilt-trip is over, this board doesn't hide in a cabinet. Its beautiful wood grain and whimsical design make it a charming piece of home decor, perfect for hanging in your kitchen or leaning against a backsplash. It’s a decorative reminder of all the food you \u003ci\u003ealmost\u003c\/i\u003e shared.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHoliday Hero or Summer Sidekick:\u003c\/b\u003e Whether you're hosting a lavish holiday feast (complete with the annual \"no, Fido, you cannot have the ham\") or a casual summer wine-and-cheese night, this board is the perfect conversation starter for fellow cat and dog lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e High-quality, durable wood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLarge - Approximately 20 1\/2 inches x 7 inches\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall - Approximately 12 inches x 10 inches\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-engraved with adorable, hungry dogs (because we know you love them all!).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSpecial Feature:\u003c\/b\u003e Easy-carry handle to ensure a quick getaway when a \u003ci\u003every good boy\/girl\u003c\/i\u003e gets too curious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eGet ready to serve your guests (and playfully disappoint your pets) in style!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wooden That Be Nice - By Jean Lowry","offers":[{"title":"Large","offer_id":55333668388937,"sku":null,"price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":55333668421705,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0019\/2820\/0241\/files\/EatThatDogs_2.png?v=1765223598"},{"product_id":"you-gonna-eat-that-charcuterie-board-cat","title":"You Gonna Eat That Charcuterie Board! - Cat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"markdown markdown-main-panel tutor-markdown-rendering enable-updated-hr-color\" id=\"model-response-message-contentr_9216028e92894425\" aria-live=\"polite\" aria-busy=\"false\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eTired of your beautiful cheese spreads and artisan breads being scrutinized by a pair of wide, hungry eyes? We've got the solution! Introducing the \u003cb\u003e\"Are You Gonna Eat That?\" Charcuterie Board\u003c\/b\u003e, the essential serving platter for every home ruled by adorable, perpetually starving pets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You Need This Board (Your Pets Demand It):\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Ultimate Guilt Trip:\u003c\/b\u003e Featuring a high-quality, laser-engraved design of pleading cats and dogs, this board asks the question your furry friends are always thinking: \u003cb\u003e\"YOU GONNA EAT THAT?\"\u003c\/b\u003e It's a hilarious, honest, and \u003ci\u003eslightly\u003c\/i\u003e passive-aggressive centerpiece for your spread.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Carry-Out:\u003c\/b\u003e Equipped with a sturdy handle, you can effortlessly transport your snacks from the kitchen to the living room, patio, or the safe confines of a high shelf—just out of paw's reach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Masterpiece of Multi-Tasking:\u003c\/b\u003e When the last crumb has been devoured and the guilt-trip is over, this board doesn't hide in a cabinet. Its beautiful wood grain and whimsical design make it a charming piece of home decor, perfect for hanging in your kitchen or leaning against a backsplash. 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